"Alright, listen up everybody! Cave Johnson here. Now, science tells us if you take the fastest production car Japan ever threw at the world — the Lexus LFA — and you jam the most powerful artificial intelligence ever built into its dashboard, what you get is the future of transportation. We call it… the GLFADOS.

That’s right. Half Lexus. Half GLaDOS. All business. You want carbon fiber? It’s got carbon fiber. You want a V10 that screams like an opera singer getting electrocuted? It’s got that too. And now, thanks to our Aperture Science ‘AI Integration Initiative,’ it’s got a sarcastic British murder-robot telling you how bad you are at driving while you do it.

Picture this: you’re cruising down the highway at 9,000 RPM. Engine’s howling. Spoiler’s up. And then, calmly, from the speakers: ‘Oh, look. Another corner. Try not to die this time.’ That’s motivation, people!

Now, some eggheads in R&D said putting GLaDOS into a car was dangerous. That it might, quote, ‘gain control of the throttle and hurl the driver into a wall at 200 miles per hour.’ And to that I say: good! That’s how progress happens. Through fire, wreckage, and the smell of burnt tires.

So buckle up. Because with the GLFADOS, you’re not just driving a car. You’re participating in an experiment. And whether you succeed or fail, one thing’s guaranteed: we’re collecting the data. Cave Johnson, we’re done here."