Awesomely bad jokes (PG15-Language)

[bucksavage]

lol, nice one!

[ROCKPORT POLICE GUY]

How do u make a dumb blonde laugh on Monday morning?

Tell her a joke on Friday night

[bucksavage]

How bout one that makes no sense?  What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?  My a@@.  That's from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.  epic funny movie.

[Roadstar]

ABCDEFG - A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
GFEDCBA - Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Boy Again.

[WiLL]

How do u make a not so Bright blonde Guy, laugh on Monday morning?

Tell Him a joke on Friday night

:p

I just got that Hahahha,was a Good one.  Thx RPG

[bucksavage]

How bout this?  You guys probably know what FUBAR and SNAFU stand for, ok, well how about BOHICA.  No?  It stands for "Bend over, here it comes again!"  It's useful if you get repeated screwed over by a boss, superviosor or what have you.

[Roadstar]

A naked lady gets in a cab. Cab Driver looks at her.
Lady : Havent you ever seen a naked lady.
Driver : I have. I was just wondering where have you kept the money to pay me.

[ROCKPORT POLICE GUY]

:p

I just got that Hahahha,was a Good one.  Thx RPG

your welcome