The Random Thread Prt. II

[ROCKPORT POLICE GUY]

yeah we all do... erm do what exactly?

[Roadstar]

ASL - Age Sex Location?

NO!

Its After Shaving Lotion dammit.

[WiLL]

I hate shaving my face evrey 2 days.
:}

[bucksavage]

beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ultimate_X]

Bored!

[WiLL]

Huge Pile of Boards :p
It's a Party Bon Fire!
20 foot Poles for the
Smores

[Roadstar]

I thought someone will post ASL - Ask Sexy Ladies.

[ROCKPORT POLICE GUY]

my top lip is too hairy...

[FerrariMan]

easy math: one half and one half and one half equals one and one half

REALLY easy math: Kepler's 3rd law is T^2 / R^3 = 4pi^2 / Gm.
If Jupiter's moon, Europa, is 670,900 km away from the center of Jupiter, and it takes 3.551 days to orbit Jupiter, then what is Jupiter's mass? Well, based on the equation, m = (R^3*4*pi^2) / T^(2)*G. R = 6.71 x 10^8 m, and 3.551 days is 3.07 x 10^5 seconds. G (the universal gravitational constant) is always (6.67 x 10^-11). So... ((6.71 x 10^8 )^3 (4)(pi^2)) / ((3.07 x 10^5)^2 (6.67 x 10^-11)) = m. Do a little math, and you get 1.90 x 10^27 kg for the mass of Jupiter.

Actually that was physics

[Roadstar]

What is FM's law of conversation of diesel?

[bucksavage]

How bout some nature math?  
What do you get when you add a polar bear and a seal?  

A polar bear.

[WiLL]

yeah,makes scence? :eek3: Like Divorce,an Poverity,Run down Apartment Buildings!.  

[Roadstar]

What do you get when you like Saleen S7 & McLaren F1?

Nothing.

[bucksavage]

My Dragunov is jammed.  hand me the M16 will ya?

[WiLL]

No! im gunna use the RPG! on that,. heha, what's new yeah?
Nopes my Shells a Dudd,again ;}
Rite,.