The Random Thread

[bucksavage]

nananananananannnnannnnannannannnannannannannnnnannannannannannaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

[Ultimate_X]

A dumb cat is stealing a fish from my house. :p

[WiLL]

I Cant hear you,speak up Slz.
anyways nm.

[bucksavage]

uhhhhhhhhhh whaaaaat?

[Roadstar]

dg4c 31g fvhjkhrjwqhrv cm,sakh c1

[WiLL]

Computing beep,beep..
It dont Compute

[ROCKPORT POLICE GUY]

errrmmm... duh?

[bucksavage]

I r confuzzled much to seem now lately

:squint:

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.


I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.


and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive





GUESS!

Portal
(that was a weird game)

[Ultimate_X]

The cats out of the bag!

[WiLL]

Dont set the Alarm...
Im not...

[Ultimate_X]

Here's what I imagine:

*Attempt 1*

Guy: *barks*
Dog: *angry bark*
Guy: *screams*

"The dog chases the guy, but he managed to escape from the chase, and then the dog went back on its kennel."

*Last Attempt*

Guy: Take this! *Throws pebbles*
*steel noises*
Dog: *Angrier Bark*
Guy: *Loud Scream*

"The dog chases the guy again, then he managed to escape successfully. Also the dog went back to its kennel again. Then suddenly the dog owner heard a loud bark and gets mad. Then he finds the guy who teased his dog, but the guy hides some place so that the owner won't see him."

It isn't nice to tease a dog like that, but if we do, a dog owner will get mad to us and make us face the consequences. So watch out.

[bucksavage]

And that's the bottom line......because Stone Cold said so!!!

[Ultimate_X]

GOLIATH SD/9's biography:

Need to get killed? Call 0-800-GOLIATH--All killing, all the time.

[bucksavage]

I r meeting