If you love someone (same quote from differents views)

[Power^Steer|nG]

>If you love someone
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>THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
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> If you love someone,
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> Set her free...
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> If she comes back, she's yours,
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> If she doesn't, she never was....
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>THE NEW VERSIONS.....
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>C++ Programmer:
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> if(you-love(m_she))
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> m_she.free()
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> if(m_she == NUL)
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> m_she = new CShe;
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>Pessimist:
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> If you love someone,
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> Set her free ...
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> If she ever comes back, she's yours,
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> If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
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>Optimist:
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> If you love someone,
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> Set her free ...
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> Don't worry, she will come back.
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>Suspicious:
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> If you love someone,
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> Set her free ...
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> If she ever comes back, ask her why.
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>Impatient:
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> If you love someone,
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> Set her free ...
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> If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
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>Patient:
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> If you love someone, Set her free ...
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> If she doesn't come back,
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> continue to wait until she comes back ...
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>Playful
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> If you love someone,
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> Set her free ...
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> If she comes back, and if you love her still,
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> set her free again, repeat ....
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>Animal-Rights Activist:
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> If you love someone,
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> Set her free,
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> In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
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>Lawyers:
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> If you love someone,
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> Set her free,
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> Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
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> Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
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>Biologist :
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> If you love someone,
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> Set her free,
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> She'll evolve.
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>Statisticians :
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> If you love someone,
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> Set her free,
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> If she loves you, the probability of her coming
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> back is high
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> If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
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> anyway.
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>Schwarzenegger's fans:
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> If you love someone,
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> Set her free,
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> SHE'LL BE BACK!
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>Over possessive person :
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> If you love someone
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> don't set her free.
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>MBA :
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> If you love someone set her free instantaneously
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> and look for others simultaneously
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>Psychologist :
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> If you love someone
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> set her free
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> If she comes back her super ego is dominant
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> If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
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> If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
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>Somnabulist :
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> If you love someone
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> set her free
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> If she comes back it's a nightmare
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> If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
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>ERP functional expert :
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> If you love someone
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> set her free
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> If she comes back, map her into your system
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> If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
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>Finance expert :
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> If you love someone
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> set her free
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> If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
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> If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
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>Marketing Specialist :
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> If you love someone
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> set her free
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> If she comes back she has brand loyalty
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> If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market.

[-Aka-NFSWiLL]

Hi P~s That was a Good one
Was funny in spot's.

Zpectre really needed to hear this one also
Its intresting that you posted this..?
because umm, we was talking about somthing like this ;}

[Power^Steer|nG]

i got this in e-mail 3 years back on yahoo and today while deleting some mails i came across this and thought to share it.

[CrownVic316]

Quite funny.

[bucksavage]

LOL  Yeah it is pretty funny.