Make fun of car names

[Skyline Hunter]

"RUF COPIED PORSCHE"

It's funny, I used to think (like 5 months ago,) that RUF was like Hennessey, and tuned porches, I didn't realize until recently that they used porsche chassis and built cars on them, just basically looking the same as porsche,(and, in some or most cases, I'm not sure, using unbadged Porsche bodies).

I don't have any names......
_sorry.....

[Sgt. Drifter]

What about these?
RUF = Rights under falsehood - RUF steals Porsche because they had nothing better to do (noobs)
Opel = Ouch, poorly efficient levels!
Suzuki = Shit-ugly zucchinis under king idiot - Suzuki should be the worst manufacturer in da wurld
Maserati = Makes all species elected rate amateur. truth = immature - Maserati still makes ugly cars, even in 2020