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General Discussion => Off-Topic Discussion => Topic started by: EVO8 on Jan 01, 2007, 10:55 PM

Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: EVO8 on Jan 01, 2007, 10:55 PM
Mazda:Must anyhow zoom downhill always :D
BMW:Break my window :((
If got anymore must post em here ok? :)
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: ToyotaWish on Jan 01, 2007, 11:19 PM
Heh heh heh.

(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m131/suakukia/CarNames.jpg)

:D:D:D
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Alej90 on Jan 02, 2007, 4:10 AM
SEAT: Says Everything About This
KIA: Kids' Invention Agency
Dodge: Determinate Overdrived Dead Garden Elves
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: ToyotaWish on Jan 02, 2007, 4:58 AM
Quote from: Alej90KIA: Kids' Invention Agency
LOL. xD
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: RevveR on Jan 02, 2007, 6:06 AM
KIA: Killed in Action
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: XJ220 on Jan 02, 2007, 8:35 AM
FIAT: For Italians appropriate technology.
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Power^Steer|nG on Jan 02, 2007, 10:01 AM
Honda: How Old Navie Designers Are?
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: stinge on Jan 02, 2007, 12:40 PM
Mazda: Makes Anyone's Zesty Dreams Annoying
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Alej90 on Jan 02, 2007, 12:48 PM
LEXUS: Leaving Emergency Xstacy Until Summer
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: RevveR on Jan 03, 2007, 8:15 AM
FORD: f***ing old retards dream
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: EVO8 on Jan 08, 2007, 3:33 AM
Quote from: XJ220FIAT: For Italians appropriate technology.
You copied ToyotaWish!
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: XJ220 on Jan 08, 2007, 8:12 AM
Erm... no. I just translated one German version of what FIAT could mean. There's another one, but it doesn't work in English.
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: EVO8 on Jan 15, 2007, 3:07 AM
Quote from: XJ220Erm... no. I just translated one German version of what FIAT could mean. There's another one, but it doesn't work in English.
oh!:)
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Jan 23, 2007, 9:16 AM
I don't know about anagrams for the brands, but I don't get the KIA Sephia.  What in the flying blue %#%% is a Sephia??

FORD - Found On Road Dead
FORD - Fix Or Replace Daily
FORD - F'd-up Old Repaired Dodge

Audi - Against Using Driving Insurance?
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bmwracer67 on Jan 24, 2007, 9:36 AM
BMW - banana meeting wallace :bigthumb:
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Jan 24, 2007, 11:18 AM
BMW - Bite Me Wierdo
BMW - Blame My Wife
SEAT - Starts Every Argument Too
VW - Very wierd
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Roadstar on Jan 25, 2007, 1:46 AM
ACURA: All Can't Understand Ricers Anyhow :rolleyes:
            All Can't Use Repaired Audi.
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: stinge on Jan 26, 2007, 2:55 PM
Lol, I told this to my friend and he said it was funny:

BMW[:Burn My Whopper!
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Ultimate_X on Jan 27, 2007, 2:55 AM
BMW: Bust My Wheels!
SUBARU:Simple Unique Busters Are Really Useful.
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Roadstar on Jan 28, 2007, 9:32 AM
Quote from: Ultimate_XSUBARU:Simple Unique Busters Are Really Useful.
What do you mean by that? :rolleyes:

BMW: Burn my wife
BMW: Burn my wagon
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: monkey.wesley on Jan 31, 2007, 5:21 PM
don't think anyone posted this yet.

citroen: consistently injured through racing on electrified nails
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Feb 01, 2007, 5:20 PM
Dodge - Don't offer drunk girls extasy
Scion - Stunned creeps in old nissans
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Roadstar on Feb 05, 2007, 3:22 AM
TVR : Thats very riced. :p
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Feb 05, 2007, 8:45 PM
Nissan - No idiot sounds stupid as normal
Chrysler - Could have riced your Seat, like every Renault
BMW - Bring More Women
BMW - Blase Money Worshippers
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: race_invader on Feb 18, 2007, 11:07 PM
Ford: Found on rubbish dump,       Old fav of mine   :bigthumb:
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Feb 18, 2007, 11:14 PM
Ford - Fun or recreation denial
Ford - Funny ordinarily, really dumb
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: HiFi on Mar 03, 2007, 8:18 PM
Subaru is "U R A BUS" backwards.
And Porsche is "EH CS? ROP?"
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Doggy789 on Mar 10, 2007, 2:14 AM
Opel:only people eat lambs
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: RiCkT on Mar 10, 2007, 5:31 AM
martin, eh cs rop doesnt make too much sense :)
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: EVO8 on Mar 10, 2007, 5:26 PM
BUS:But U'r Stupid
       Butt U'r Stupid
TAXI:That Alien X-rayed Ice-cream

:lol:
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Mar 10, 2007, 9:04 PM
Seat - Secret enemy alien toaster
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Doggy789 on Mar 11, 2007, 5:03 PM
Quote from: EVO8BUS:But U'r Stupid
       Butt U'r Stupid
TAXI:That Alien X-rayed Ice-cream

:lol:
But you're stupid is BYS.
Butt you're stupid dosen't make any sense,and is BYS.
And I thought u said make fun of car names,not make fun of types of vehicles.
If that's what u want,here's one 4 u.

Van-Very annoying Nissan
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: monkey.wesley on Mar 11, 2007, 6:08 PM
Ruf: Ricers' Undefined Fighters
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Mar 11, 2007, 7:11 PM
Ruf - Royally Ugly Ferrari
Ruf - Really Useless Ford
BMW - Boring; Mainly Wierd
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: monkey.wesley on Mar 11, 2007, 7:38 PM
SMART: seriously... what else could be smaller lol

SMART: Small, Minute (but an) Actual Rideable Toy
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Mar 11, 2007, 9:28 PM
Smart - Small machines are real toys
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Doggy789 on Mar 12, 2007, 2:54 AM
AMG-Actual Mexican Gay
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: HiFi on Mar 14, 2007, 12:45 PM
Quote from: RiCkTmartin, eh cs rop doesnt make too much sense :)
pff ya it does weeku

eh?
cs = counter strike
rop = name of spanish goat farmer

eh counter strike? rop?
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: monkey.wesley on Mar 14, 2007, 3:46 PM
honda: happily owning noobs driving acuras.
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Mar 14, 2007, 7:34 PM
Acura - Always counting unto relative anarchy
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: SurferDude07 on Mar 26, 2007, 7:28 PM
KIA-kicking illegal aliens
Saab-sucks a** at best
Honda-hop on nick's dead armadello
Ford-freaken old rusty dumptruck
BMW-burns my wallet
Scion-some creepy Irish old nany
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Mar 26, 2007, 7:31 PM
Mazda - My Acura zooms down alleys
Mazda - Many aliens zap drowsy ants
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Sinister on Mar 26, 2007, 10:33 PM
Dodge - Dont over drive general ediquitte.
Honda - Heavy old nerds driving assholish.
Toyota - Take off you obsolete trash automobile.
Ford - First on road, damn.
Chevy - Cheap heavily equipped vehicular yacht.
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Mar 27, 2007, 7:56 PM
Lincoln -Loud Incontinent nincompoop creep on lousy night
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: monkey.wesley on Mar 27, 2007, 8:53 PM
ACURA: amazingly crappy undercarriage-rusting automobiles.
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Roadstar on Mar 28, 2007, 5:20 AM
Quote from: EVO8Butt U'r Stupid
I never new that b4 :squint:
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: EVO8 on May 16, 2008, 4:11 AM
EVO

Everyone
Very
Obese
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: ROCKPORT POLICE GUY on May 16, 2008, 10:32 AM
Renault---really envious nasty annoying ultra lazy tortoise:D
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on May 16, 2008, 10:03 PM
Toyota - Try our young ostrich taco, Albert.
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: ROCKPORT POLICE GUY on May 17, 2008, 12:56 AM
Quote from: bucksavageToyota - Try our young ostrich taco, Albert.
:bigthumb:
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on May 17, 2008, 12:14 PM
???? I can't see what you typed?
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: ROCKPORT POLICE GUY on May 20, 2008, 9:53 AM
:confused: what dayya mean?
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Roadstar on May 21, 2008, 3:21 AM
Yes. What does that mean?
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on May 21, 2008, 11:40 PM
Nevermind....

Volvo: Very old ladies vainly ogling
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: AJ_Lethal on Jun 05, 2008, 2:01 PM
Nissan: Never Invite Sex Starving Anorexics, Never
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: ROCKPORT POLICE GUY on Aug 24, 2010, 4:32 PM
Corvette

Come On Rat, Ve End That Tittie Emissary
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Aug 24, 2010, 7:45 PM
Saleen - Stupidity and laziness endear everone, NOT!
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Ultimate_X on Aug 27, 2010, 5:00 AM
Jaguar - Just Ask Girls Under Attention Respectively.
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: ROCKPORT POLICE GUY on Aug 27, 2010, 1:58 PM
Nissan - Now I See Sarah And Nero
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Ultimate_X on Aug 27, 2010, 11:16 PM
HSV - Have Some Vegetables!!
SSC - Starts Smashing Cars
Ferrari - Face Every Rick Roll At Retards Intentionally.
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: ROCKPORT POLICE GUY on Aug 29, 2010, 7:47 AM
Skoda - So Koala, Oops Dats Awful!!!
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Aug 29, 2010, 8:23 PM
VW - very wierd
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Ultimate_X on Aug 30, 2010, 8:39 AM
Ford - Foolishly Odd Rag Dolls
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Roadstar on Aug 30, 2010, 9:59 AM
AUDI - All U Dirty Idiots.
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: Ultimate_X on Sep 02, 2010, 6:36 AM
Jeep - Just Entirely Epic Pwnage.
Title: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Sep 03, 2010, 8:08 PM
Jeep - Just enjoy every pothole
Title: Re: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Aug 25, 2016, 6:30 PM
FORD: For Only Real Dingbats
Title: Re: Make fun of car names
Post by: Andrew L on Sep 21, 2016, 10:44 AM
SAAB - Something An A***ole Bought
Title: Re: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Mar 12, 2017, 10:36 PM
SEAT: Some Engines Are Trash
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Post by: Paul Spain on Mar 13, 2017, 10:07 AM
Oh I know a great one for BMW, I read it in a certain book. BMW=Brüste Mit Warzen :P.  ::)
Title: Re: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Mar 26, 2017, 9:44 PM
BMW - Banking Money Weekly
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Post by: WiLL on Mar 27, 2017, 7:24 PM
I try it I guess,  JEEP - Jury Epic Escapades People.  ???  ::)  =D
Title: Re: Make fun of car names
Post by: bucksavage on Mar 27, 2017, 9:51 PM
Mazda:  My Aunt Zips Down Alleys
Title: Re: Make fun of car names
Post by: MADMAN_nfs on May 11, 2017, 6:56 AM
(http://i.pi.gy/q01Q.jpg)
Title: Re: Make fun of car names
Post by: Sgt. Drifter on May 03, 2020, 3:00 AM
I have a very good one and the car brands I am making fun of are reasonable for it.

RUF = Really Ugly Financials
RUF COPIED PORSCHE

Lotus = Lots of terrible unclean species
Lotus makes super weird cars

Saleen = Some angry lobsters encountering efficient nerds
Saleen likes to copy McLaren and Ford

Plymouth = Play lame yonks making officials ultimately tired, honestly!!!
Plymouth can not get newer cars these days and copy Dodge
Title: Re: Make fun of car names
Post by: Skyline Hunter on May 09, 2020, 9:35 PM
"RUF COPIED PORSCHE"

It's funny, I used to think (like 5 months ago,) that RUF was like Hennessey, and tuned porches, I didn't realize until recently that they used porsche chassis and built cars on them, just basically looking the same as porsche,(and, in some or most cases, I'm not sure, using unbadged Porsche bodies).

I don't have any names......
sorry.....
Title: Re: Make fun of car names
Post by: Sgt. Drifter on May 09, 2020, 10:31 PM
What about these?
RUF = Rights under falsehood - RUF steals Porsche because they had nothing better to do (noobs)
Opel = Ouch, poorly efficient levels!
Suzuki = Shit-ugly zucchinis under king idiot - Suzuki should be the worst manufacturer in da wurld
Maserati = Makes all species elected rate amateur. truth = immature - Maserati still makes ugly cars, even in 2020
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